Elmos World Drawing Quiz
Quiz 1:
Elmo: Do eggs bounce?
Kids: No!
Kid: They smash when they hit the ground.
Elmo: But you can break them into a fry pan and eat them for breakfast. Yum yum. Can babies bounce?
Kids: Yes!
Kid: In their baby seats.
Elmo: Can phone books bounce?
Kids: No!
Kid: It's too heavy.
Elmo: Can birthday cakes bounce?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can bounce at a birthday party. Who can jump the highest? Heh. Can engines bounce?
Kids: No!
Skarloey: Actually, we can, and it isn't comfortable when we do…
(Flashback)
BANG
Skarloey: I feel all croaked…
(Present day)
Elmo: Oh dear, sorry Skarloey. Can Telly bounce?
Kids: Yes.
Elmo: And he can bounce better on a pogo stick.
Telly: Whee! This is fun… (Bounces too high) WHOA!
Elmo: Oh, Telly.
Quiz 2:
Elmo: Do birthday cakes wear shoes?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can wear shoes at a birthday party. Wow, sparkly! Do astronauts wear shoes?
Kids: Yes. Space boots.
Elmo: It's hard to see against the spacesuit. Do tables wear shoes?
Kids: No!
Kid: They do have legs.
Elmo: That looks better. Do horses wear shoes?
Kid: Not those shoes.
Kid 2: They wear horseshoes.
Elmo: Old horseshoes can be considered good luck. Do engines wear shoes?
Kids: No.
Edward: Our drivers and firemen do… or, usually they do.
(A new driver accidentally mistimes a step into Edward's cab and his foot accidentally hits the step.)
Driver: Ouch!
Elmo: Good thing he was wearing shoes. Do Snuffleupaguses wear shoes?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Unless they are tap-dancing.
Snuffy: (Humming a tune) Hmm hm hmm hmm, (strikes a pose) Hah! Thank you, thank you very much.
Quiz 3:
Elmo: Does a mailbox wear a hat?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can get a hat in the mail. Ooh, snazzy. Does a birthday wear a hat?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can wear party hats at a birthday party. Very colourful. Do guanine pigs wear hats?
Kids: No.
Kid: They'd chew them up.
Elmo: Oh no, I liked that hat. Do engines wear hats.
Kids: No.
Thomas: Yes we do. Around Christmas time, hats get wired down on us.
Elmo: Good to see you're into the spirit. Does Grover wear a hat?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Unless it's Super Grover.
Grover: Hello everybody down the-e-e-e-r!
CRASH
Elmo: And it's a good thing too.
Quiz 4:
Elmo: Do mailboxes dance?
Children: No!
Elmo: But you can get a letter about a dance concert. Looks like fun. Can birthday cakes dance?
Children: No!
Elmo: But you can dance at a birthday party. Oh, freeze! Can a telephone dance?
Children: No!
Elmo: But you can tell someone about a dancing party on the phone. Have a good time. Can engines dance?
Kids: No.
Kid: They can't leave the rails.
Salty: Gordon once ran into a dancing scarecrow.
Gordon: Salty, I thought we agreed not to bring that up again!
Elmo: Now that's funny! Can trashcans dance?
Children: No!
Elmo: Unless it's Oscar's trashcan. Good dancing Oscar.
Oscar: I'm not dancing, just trying to get back to my trashheap! Now scram!
Elmo: (Chuckles) Oh, Oscar!
Quiz 5:
Elmo: Do combs eat?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But they do have teeth. Do birthday cakes eat?
Kids: No, that's silly.
Elmo: But you can eat a birthday cake. Yum! Do trains eat?
Kids: No, they can't eat.
Elmo: But they do chew. Get it? Choo choo train?
Percy: Thomas went to breakfast once.
Thomas: Oh yeah? You went into a chocolate factory!
Percy: You had to bring up that?
Elmo: Heh, sounds very interesting. Do grownups eat?
Kids: Yes!
Elmo: Unless Grover's their waiter.
Mr. Johnson: Oh, waiter, can I have my food?
Grover: I'm coming, sir. AHHH! (Trips and glasses smash)
Quiz 6:
Elmo: Do pineapples read books.
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can read a book about fruit, including pineapples. Ooh, looks good enough to eat. Do cats read books.
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can read a book about cats to your cat. Aww, purrfect. Do birthday cakes read books?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But you can receive a book on your birthday. Neat. Do engines read books.
Kids: No.
Peter Sam: Yes, we do. Our drivers read our books to us all the time. (The driver holds up Great Little Engines, 'Peter Sam and the Prickly Problem')
Elmo: Oh yeah, the Railway Series. I remember that story.
Peter Sam: D-Driver, did you have to show that one?
Elmo: Do beds read books?
Kids: No.
Kid: But you can read a book in bed.
Elmo: The Count does.
Count: I love reading books. Ah-ha.
Quiz 7:
Elmo: Does a trombone make music?
Kids: Yes.
(Trombone plays a song)
Elmo: (Humming along) Heh. Do boxes make music?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But music boxes do.
Kid: Yeah.
Elmo: Do birthday cakes make music?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can make music at a birthday party. Lovely singing. Do engines make music?
Kids: No.
Mavis: Yes we do. We can sing. 
I do like to be by the seaside…
Elmo: Beautiful, Mavis. Do birds make music?
Kids: Yes.
Kid: They tweet to communicate with each other.
Elmo: But Big Bird sings for fun.
Big Bird: La la la la!
Elmo: That's great, Big Bird.
Quiz 8:
Elmo: Does Dorthey live in water?
Kids: Yes!
Elmo: And so do a lot of other fish. Do horses live in water?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But seahorses do.
Kids: Yeah.
Elmo: Do engines live in water?
Kids: No!
Percy: But I did take some passengers through a flood once.
Thomas: And got pushed into the ocean.
Duck: You got caught in a drain once.
Thomas: What about you? You couldn't get out of the water yourself!
Elmo: Oh dear. Does Telly live in water?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But Telly would, if he were a fish.
Telly: I'm a fish!
Quiz 9:
Elmo: Do cows take you places?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Unless you're a bird. Bye birdie. Do birthday cakes take you places?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can ride your bike to a birthday party. Do spaceships take you places?
Kids: Yes. To the moon!
Elmo: Do engines take you places?
Kids: Yes.
Thomas: But we need coaches to do that.
Toby: Isn't that right, dear friends?
(The coaches say their lines over the top of each other)
Annie/Clarabel: Yes indeed.
Henrietta/Victoria: We make a great team.
Alice/Mirabel: You can say that again.
Isabel/Dulcie: Agreed.
Austin/Justin: Oh, we love traveling with our friends.
Rani/Baliyo: We love it.
Hannah/Helena: It's great.
Christan/Maria/Carl/Louise/Leopold: Best times ever.
Ismbard/Katina/Brunell: We have a grand time.
Daisy: I don't need coaches. I can go without them.
Coaches: Hmm...
Thomas/Toby/Duck/Oliver/Emily/Percy/Flora/Albert/Edward/Jade: Oh, Daisy…
Elmo: Does Big Bird take you places?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But he can, if he has a wagon. Good guessing.
Quiz 10:
Elmo: Do dogs sing?
Kids: Yes.
(The dog howls a tune)
Elmo: Nice singing, doggie. Do pineapples sing?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But Elmo can sing about a pineapple. (Hums a little tune) Do clocks sing?
Kids: No.
Elmo: Unless it's a coocoo clock.
coocoo, coocoo, coocoo
Elmo: Do engines sing?
Kids: No.
Diesel: Yes we do. I know a song. I'm full of surprises, as you can plainly see, I bring some razzle dazzle to the yard.
Trucks: We know one too. Trucks are waiting in the yard, tackling them with easal…
Diesel: (Embarrassed) Not that old thing.
Duck: Shut up! (He bangs them)
Diesel: Thanks, Duck…
Elmo: Oh my. Do bathtubs sing?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But Ernie sings in the bathtub.
Ernie: Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bathtime so much fun.
Quiz 12:
Elmo: Can a birthday cake have a pet dog?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But a dog can have a birthday party. Happy birthday doggie. Can a big red ball have a pet dog?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But a dog can play with a ball. Can a firetruck have a pet dog?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But a dog can ride on a firetruck. Can an engine have a pet dog?
Kids: No.
Henry: Gordon comes close though. He had a dog named Gremlin ride in his cab.
Gordon: Oh, did you have to…?
Germlin: (Happily barks and hops into Gordon's cab)
Gordon: (Sighs) Hello Gremlin.
Elmo: Can a dog have a pet dog?
Kids: No, it's a dog!
Elmo: But a person can have a pet dog. Lelia has Barkley.
Quiz 13:
Elmo: Do birthday cakes exercise?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can exercise at a birthday party. Good exercising. Do horses exercise?
Kids: Yes!
Elmo: But they don't need sneakers or a music tape. Do airplanes exercise?
Kids: No!
Jeremy: Yes we do. Do you know how much exercise we get from flying from a to b?
Elmo: Oh, yeah. Sorry, Jeremy. And you can also make believe you're an airplane. That's good exercise and it's fun. Do plants exercise?
Kids: No.
Elmo: Unless it's Stinky.
Stinky: Flower up. Flower down. Flower up. Flower down. No pain, no gain. Can someone please bring me a bottle of water?
Elmo: Good exercising Stinky.
Quiz 14:
Elmo: Do birthday cakes have babies?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But a baby can have a birthday cake. Happy birthday baby. Do school buses have babies?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But they have lots of kids.
Bertie: I carried kids to a puppet show once. That was when Daisy refused to take them.
Daisy: I felt bad afterwards!
Elmo: Heh, oh dear. Do lions have babies?
Kids: Yes. They're call cubs.
Elmo: Aww, how cute. Do Snuffleupaguses have babies.
Kids: Yes!
Kid: That's not a baby. That's Snuffy dressed as a baby.
Snuffy: Mama!
Elmo: Oh, Snuffy.
Quiz 15:
Elmo: Do chairs eat bananas?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But a monkey sitting in a chair does. Good isn't it? Do skateboards eat bananas?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But a monkey riding on a skateboard does. Do engines eat bananas?
Kids: No.
Charlie: But our drivers and firemen do. Hey, that cheeky monkey just stole my driver's banana!
Elmo: Whoops, sorry Charlie. Can a banana eat a banana?
Kids: No, it's a banana.
Elmo: But a monkey holding a banana does. Monkeys don't really like bananas do they?
Kids: Yes they do.
Elmo: Just kidding.
Charlie's driver: Hey, give me back my banana!
(The monkey runs off with Charlie's driver giving chase)
Quiz 16:
Elmo: Do birthday cakes draw?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can draw on a birthday cake. Do tables draw?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can draw on a table. A drawing table. Do hats draw?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can draw while wearing a hat. Good. Do engines draw.
Kids: No!
Oliver: But there are drawings of us. Look in the books. (The driver shows the audience a cover of 'Oliver the Western Engine') Heh, hello me.
Elmo: That looks good, Oliver. Do bears draw?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Unless it's Baby Bear.
Baby Bear: Behold. Artist with crayon! Drawing. (He draws a self portrait)
Elmo: Good drawing, Baby Bear.
Quiz 17:
Elmo: Do pizzas talk on the phone?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can order a pizza on the phone. Do birthday cakes talk on the phone?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can use the phone to wish someone a happy birthday. Do engines talk on the phone?
Kids: No!
Mike: No, but, our crews can rally messages to each other via a radio. That's almost like a phone.
Voice on radio: This is Bert Alpha calling Mike Alpha. There's a runaway train heading your way.
Mike: Oh dear. Duty calls. (Puffs off)
Elmo: Good luck, Mike. Do birds talk on the phone?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Except when the bird is Big Bird.
Big Bird: Hi Snuffy. It's me, Big Bird calling.
Snuffy: (Chuckling) Hello Bird.
Elmo: Now that's a bird call. Hehehehe.
Quiz 18:
Elmo: Does corn grow on a farm?
Kids: Yes, in a cornfield.
Elmo: It's grows to the height of an elephant's eye. Do birthday cakes grow on a farm?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can decorate a cake with farm animals. Do pumpkins grow on a farm?
Kids: Yes, in a pumpkin patch.
Elmo: Wow, pretty pumpkins. Do engines grow on a farm?
Kids: No!
Edward: But we do work for farmers. Hello, Trevor, hello Mr. Vickor.
Trevor: Hey, Edward. We just got that last crop in.
Edward: Thank you, Trevor.
Elmo: Neato. Do monsters grow on a farm?
Kids: No, but monsters can be farmers.
Rosita/Telly: Eh ei eh ei oh!
Quiz 19:
Elmo: Do birthday cakes have hair?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can decorate a cake with a person with hair. Do mailboxes have hair?
Kids: No.
Elmo: Too bad. Elmo thought it looked nice.
Mailbox: Thank you, thank you very much.
Elmo: And you can get a wig in the mail.
Kids: Yeah.
Elmo: Do horses have hair?
Kids: Yeah.
Elmo: But not that kind of hair. Horse hair.
Elmo: Do tortoises have hair?
Kids: No!
Tortoise: What? You never heard of the tortoise and the hare?
Elmo: Uh uh.
Tortoise: It's a joke. Ah, I don't get it either, I'm going home.
Buster: Oh, I've heard that story. I can tell you about it.
Max/Monty: No, it's embarrassing.
Elmo: Elmo will here it some other time.
Quiz 20:
Elmo: Do carrots grow on the ground?
Kids: Yes!
Kid: You can feed them to your rabbits, or eat them yourself.
Elmo: Do oranges grow on the ground?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But they grow on a tree on the ground. Do engines grow on the ground?
Kids: No, they don't grow at all.
Ivo Hugh: That may be so, but we do grow in maturity. I hope to someday be like the older engines here.
Elmo: Good point, Ivo Hugh. Do worms grow on the ground?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But they live in the ground. Except for Slimy. He lives in a trashcan.
Quiz 21:
Elmo: Where can you find a computer? In a tree?
Kids: No.
Elmo: On a birthday cake?
Kids: No.
Elmo: In a library?
Kids: Yeah!
Elmo: Yeah, a library. Can you find a computer in a bathtub?
Kids: No!
Elmo: On a zebra?
Kids: No!
Elmo: In a school?
Kids: Yeah!
Elmo: Yeah, a school! Heh. Can you find a computer on a breakvan, in coaches, or an office?
Kids: An office.
Kid: That's the Fat controller's office.
Miss Hatt: You can also find computers inside coaches.
(Edward pulls in with his furness coaches)
Maria: Laptop computers that is.
(Douglas pulls up on the goods platform.)
Toad: And you can find an Ipad on me.
Elmo: Wow, who knew? Can you find a computer on a bicycle?
Kids: No!
Elmo: In a shoe?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Or in a trashcan?
Kids: Yeah.
Elmo: Maybe a trashcan. Yeah, Oscar's trashcan!
Oscar: I just love my computer. It's always broken. Heheh!
Quiz 22:
Elmo: Where do spiders live? An icecream cone? A cloud? Or a web?
Kids: A web!
Elmo: Yes, spiders live in a web. Where do ants live? A shoe? The moon? Or the ground?
Kids: The ground!
Elmo: Where do bees live? A hive? A birthday cake? Or in a bonnet?
Kids: A hive.
Duck: I heard a story about an engine who had bees try to live on his boiler.
James: AHH! BEES! (Puffs away)
BoCo: Oh, come on, James. Can't you take a joke?
Elmo: Runaway red engine. Oh no! Where do the twittlebugs live? A computer? A bowl of spaghetti? Or Ernie's windowbox?
Kids: Ernie's windowbox!
Elmo: Yeah. The twittlebugs live in Ernie's windowbox.
Ernie: Oh, I wonder what the twittlebugs are up to today. Huh, do I hear singing?
Twittlebugs: Twittle twittle bug bug. Twittle twittle bug bug.
Quiz 23:
Elmo: Can a chair be a pet?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But pets sometimes like to sit on a chair.
Kid: My cat does.
Elmo: Can lettuce be a pet?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But some pets like to eat lettuce. Like rabbits. Can a tiger be a pet?
Kids: No!
Kid: Tigers can't live in a house. They're wild.
Elmo: Can an engine be a pet?
Kids: No.
Donald: But we can have pets. I have one. Now… where'd my little quackaroo go?
(Dilly flies to Donald's bufferbeam.)
Donald: Och, thare yer are, Dilly.
Elmo: Aww. Can a monster be a pet?
Kids: No. Hi Telly.
Elmo: But a monster can have a pet. Look, there's Telly's pet hamster, Chuckie Sue.
Telly: Say hello Chuckie Sue.
Elmo: Hi Chuckie Sue.
Quiz 24:
Elmo: Do birthday cakes have teeth?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you use your teeth to eat a birthday cake. Yum yum. Do birds have teeth?
Kids: No! Birds have beaks.
Elmo: Oh yeah. Elmo thought something looked funny. Do engines have teeth?
Kids: No.
Billy: Oh, we do, otherwise, we can't talk.
Elmo: Oh yeah, that's true. Does a bunny have teeth?
Kids: Yes. A bunny has teeth.
Benny: That's Benny, not Bunny.
Quiz 24:
Elmo: Do horses have hands?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Horses have hooves.
Kids: Yeah!
Elmo: Do pineapples have hands?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you use your hands to eat a pineapple. Careful.
Kids: They're prickly.
Elmo: Do clocks have hands?
Kids: Not those kind of hands.
Elmo: Clocks have clock hands.
Kids: Yeah.
Elmo: Tick tock tick tock tick tock. Do engines have hands?
Kids: No!
James: But our crews use their hands to operate us… because if they don't…
Flashback
James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
Edward: Panting We're coming, we're coming!
Flashback ends
Elmo: Now Elmo understands why. Do monsters have hands?
Kids: Yeah.
Rosita: How else could I play my guitar? (Strums a tune) Oale!
Quiz 25:
Elmo: Do birthday cakes have birthdays?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can eat birthday cake at a birthday party! Do telephones have birthdays?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can call to wish someone a happy birthday. Do ponies have birthdays?
Kids: Yes!
Elmo: But ponies don't eat birthday cake. They can have a birthday apple. Happy birthday pony. Do engines have birthdays?
Rheanes: We sure do. I remember mine and Skarloey's 100th birthday bash.
Skarloey: That sure was a blast, even though engines can't eat cake.
Elmo: Elmo read about it in 'Very Old Engines'. Sounds like fun. Do trashcans have birthdays?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But Oscar has a birthday in a trashcan.
Oscar: Don't remind me. Ugh! (Rushes back inside)
Quiz 26:
Elmo: Can birds build their nests on the moon or in a bathtub or in a tree?
Kids: In a tree.
Elmo: Yes. Birds build their nests in a tree. Can a bird build a nest on a telephone, a house or a birthday cake?
Kids: On a house! In a house!
Elmo: Yeah. In a house. Can a bird build a nest near a pond, in a shed, or in a birdhouse?
Kids: All those places.
Donald: But my Dilly built her nest at the pond near our station.
Dilly: (Happy) Quack quack.
Donald: Hullo Dilly.
Elmo: Can a bird build a nest on a cow, a ball, or on Sesame Street?
Kids: Sesame Street.
Kid: That looks like Big Bird's nest.
Elmo: Hi Big Bird.
Big Bird: I love my nest. Ha ha!
Quiz 27:
Elmo: Ok, Elmo sees a soccer ball, a jump rope, a plant and some jacks. Now let's play.
Three of these things belong together
Three of these things are sort of the same
But one of these things just doesn't belong here
Now it's time to play our game
It's time to play our game
Which one doesn't belong?
Kids: The plant!
Elmo: How come?
Kid: Because you can play a game with a soccer ball.
Elmo: Yeah.
Percy: I remember Thomas and James taking some players to a soccer game one time.
Thomas/James: (Groans)
Elmo: Heh.
Kid: And you can play a game with the jumprope.
Elmo: Yeah, that's right.
Kid: And you can play a game with jacks.
Elmo: Yeah.
Kid: But you can't play a game with the plant. The plant doesn't belong.
Elmo: Yay! Great guessing everybody.
Stinky: Wait a minute. I play games.
Elmo: Oh, sorry Stinky. You can't play games with a plant, unless it's Stinky the Plant.
Stinky: That's right. Watch this. Simon says 'Grow a flower'. (He grows it). Heh, I just love playing games. (Sighs)
Quiz 29:
Elmo: Do horses have wheels?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But they can pull carts, and carts have wheels. Do ice-cream cones have wheels?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can get an icecream cone from an ice-cream truck. That has wheels. Do engines have wheels?
Kids: Yes.
Sidney: We can't move without our wheels.
Percy: Yes. I'm glad I got some new wheels for you, Sidney.
Sidney: Yes, thank you Percy.
Elmo: Does Zoe have wheels?
Kids: No!
Elmo: She does, if she's in her Zoe-mobile!
Zoe: See you later. (She drives off)
Quiz 30:
Elmo: Can a birthday cake have a family?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But a family can have a birthday cake. Can a soccer ball have a family?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But a family can play soccer together. Can an engine have a family?
Bill: Of course we can. I have my twin brother, Ben.
Ben: Indeed.
Donald: And there's Douggie and I.
Douglas: Aye, that's right.
Charlie: Billy and I are brothers too.
Billy: Yeah…
Duck: And there's cousins too. Jackie and I have Oliver.
Jackie: Yeah, nothing like a family get together.
Oliver: Indeed.
Elmo: Great families, guys. Can Super Grover have a family?
Kids: He has a family.
Grover: Mummy! CRASH!
Grover's mother: Sonny! CRASH!
Elmo: That's his mommy.
Grover's mother: You called, son?
Grover: It's super mommy!
(They try to hug, but fall onto the floor)
Quiz 31:
Elmo: Do fish live in a bus, on a birthday cake, or a river?
Kids: In the river. It has water.
Elmo: Very good.
Duck: Thomas went fishing in the river once.
Thomas: The water tower was broken! What about you crashing into the Flying Kipper wagons?
Duck: The taillamp was out of commission!
James: Heh, well, I haven't had an accident with fish.
Thomas: What about when you couldn't get out of the docks?
Duck: And bringing a 'present' for Sir Topham?
James: Oh come on!
Elmo: Hahaheheh! Can fishys live in a stroller, a car, or a lake?
Kids: A lake! It's water.
Elmo: That's right. Now, where does Dorthey live? Does she live the ocean, in a waterdrop, or in a fishbowl?
Kids: In a fishbowl.
Elmo: Yes. With Elmo. Oh, and Elmo loves Dorthey. (Kisses her fishbowl)
Elmo: What can you see when you look up in the sky? A cloud? An elephant? Or a mailbox?
Kids: A cloud!
Elmo: Yeah. A cloud! Now what else? A birthday cake? A rocket? Or a bunny rabbit?
Kids: A rocket!
Elmo: Right. A rocket. What else? An engine? A coach? Or a helicopter?
Kids: Helicopter.
Kid: That looks like Harold.
Harold: Routine flyby chaps, hello!
Percy: Hi, Harold. How's it looking from up there?
Harold: Everyone looks present and correct, Percy.
Rani: See you round, Harold.
Bailyo: Have a nice flight.
Elmo: What else? A turtle, a rock, or a worm?
Kid: None of those things can fly. They're all on the ground.
Elmo: Unless the worm is Slimy riding an airplane.
Slimy: Whee!
Kid: Go Slimy!
Elmo: Yay Slimy!
Elmo: Do telephones sleep?
Kids: No!
Kid: But telephones can wake you up.
Elmo: Heh. Do horses sleep?
Kids: Yes.
Kid: But not in a bed like that. (Sees horse standing up) That's how horses sleep.
Elmo: Oh yeah. Do engines sleep?
Kids: No.
Gordon: Of course we do. Something which a certain blue tank engine didn't understand…
Flashback
Thomas: Wake up lazy bones, why don't you do some hard work for a change? You can't catch me!
End flashback
Elmo: Oh yeah, engines do sleep. Not in bed though.
Gordon: No. We sleep in sheds. (Looks at the time) Speaking of, it's time for me to join my friends. See ya.
Elmo: Bye, Gordon. Do cookies sleep?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But you can dream about cookies when you're sleeping.
(Cookie monster does so, and sleep eats a cookie)
Elmo: Can you swim in the snow?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can play in the snow. Can you make a birthday cake in the snow?
Kids: Yes! For a snowman.
Elmo: Happy birthday snowman.
Henry: Oliver was once a snowengine.
Oliver: Who told you!? Toad!
Toad: Sorry, Mr. Oliver…
Elmo: Hehehe. Can you plow in the snow?
Kids: Yes.
Donald: Douggie and I love it, don't we?
Douglas: Aye, tis a little practice yer need, is all.
Oliver: You guys did well in rescuing Henry, twice.
Henry: You had to mention that?!
Elmo: Can you count snow?
Kids: No.
Count: Of course you can. You can count the falling snowflakes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8! Oh, it's a winter wonderland of counting. Ah-ha-ha.
Elmo: What do firefighters wear when they get dressed to put out fires? A bathing suit?
Kids: No!
Elmo: A tutu?
Kids: No!
Elmo: A firefighter uniform?
Kids: Yes! To protect them.
Elmo: Yeah! A firefighter gets dressed in a firefighter uniform.
Flynn: Indeed. Can't get burned when saving lives.
(Alarm goes off)
Flynn: Duty calls. Farewell.
Elmo: Good luck, Flynn. What do astronauts wear, when they get dressed to go into space? A suba-diving suit?
Kids: No!
Elmo: A baseball uniform?
Kids: No!
Elmo: A spacesuit?
Kids: Yes!
Elmo: An astronaut gets dressed in a spacesuit. What do worms wear when they get dressed.
Kid: Worms don't get dressed.
Elmo: Unless it's Slimy. He can wear whatever he wants.
(Slimy is in a top hat, shirt and cape and starts dancing)
Elmo: Looking good Slimy. (Chuckling) Put it there, eat your heart out.
Elmo: Can you get an ice-cream cone in the mail?
Kids: No! It will melt Eww!
Elmo: Oh, messy. Can you get a tiger in the mail?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can get a postcard from India where tigers live. Can you get a birthday cake in the mail?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can get a birthday card. Can you get an engine in the mail?
Kids: No! It's too big.
Molly: But you can get models of engines in the mail.
Molly's driver: Look, Molly. I just got a model of one of your siblings.
Molly: 
Aww… that's so sweet.
Elmo: Can you get cookies in the mail?
Kids: Yes.
Cookie Monster: (Gasps as he takes a box of cookies out of the mailbox.) Cowabunga! (Eats them all in one go) And you get box too. (he eats the box) Me love postal service. (He eats the mailbox)
Elmo: Can you hear a violin?
Kids: Yes, when someone's playing it.
(Elmo plays a few notes of "Elmo's World".)
Elmo: La la la, la la la, la, la la, la! Yeah. Can you hear a birthday cake?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can hear people sing to you on your birthday.
Kids: He's a jolly fellow, no one can deny.
Elmo: Can you hear an ear a corn?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Not unless it's popcorn. Pop pop pop pop! Can you hear engines?
Kids: Yes!
Merlin: You can hear our whistles and horns from miles around. (Peep peep) Have to go now. (Puffs away)
Elmo: And you can hear Merlin puffing out of the station too. Cool. Can you hear a cookie?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Unless Cookie Monster is eating it.
Cookie Monster: Me take that. (He takes the cookie and proceeds to eat it.) Music to me tummy.
Elmo: Can birthday cakes burn you?
Kids: No. But the candles on the birthday cake can.
Elmo: Blow them out quick.
(A child does so)
Elmo: Very good. Can stoves burn you?
Kids: Yes! Don't touch stoves.
Elmo: Can engines burn you?
Kids: Yes. Well, steam engines can.
Henry: Word of advice, stay clear from fireboxes, especially if you get separated from your tender.
Elmo: Thanks for the advice, Henry. Can bowls burn you?
Kids: No.
Baby Bear: Unless there's hot porridge in them.
Kids: Don't touch it Baby Bear.
Baby Bear: (Blows on it) Come on porridge, get cool.
Big Bad Wolf: I'll help. I'll huff and I'll puff.
(He blows at Baby Bear by mistake.)
Baby Bear: Not me, not me, the porridge!
(Baby Bear gets blown away)
Big Bad Wolf: Ooh, porridge! Nom nom nom nom nom!
Elmo: Where do gorillas live? In a bathtub? In the jungle? Or on a bicycle?
Kids: In the jungle!
Elmo: Very good. Gorillas live in the jungle. Where do deer live? On the moon? In a boot? Or in the woods?
Kids: Deer live in the woods!
Elmo: That's right. Deer don't live on the moon or in a boot. They live in the woods. Very good. Where do Elephants live? In a teacup in a trashcan, in a tunnel, or grasslands?
Kids: Elephants live in grasslands.
Elmo: That's right. Elephants don't live in trashcans or tunnels.
Charlie: There was an elephant in a tunnel which Henry ran into once.
Henry: Charlie! That's embarrassing.
Elmo: Heh, and Oscar's elephant Fluffy also lives in a trashcan.
Oscar: Time for your mudbath, Fluffy.
(Fluffy goes down there for the mudbath)
Elmo: Does a birthday cake open and close?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But you can open and close your mouth when you're eating a birthday cake. Does a crayon open and close?
Kids: No. But a crayon box does.
(It opens up to put the crayon back in)
Elmo: Whoa. Does a coach open and close?
Kid: It's doors does.
(Jade puffs through a station with her slip coaches, and lets Burnell off. His doors open instantly)
Burnell: That's the perks of being a slip coach.
Elmo: Awesome. Do trash cans open and close?
Kids: Yes.
Oscar: But I like it closed. Now scram!
Elmo: Oscar.
Elmo: Do caterpillars have feet?
Kids: No.
Kid: Well, they do, you just can't see them.
Elmo: Do dogs and cats have feet?
Kids: Not those kinds of feet. They have paws.
Elmo: Do engines have feet?
Kids: No!
Neville: No, we have wheels. Can't move without em.
Elmo: That's true enough, Neville. Do birds have feet?
Kids: Not like that?
Elmo: Cute little bird feet. Unless it's Big Bird.
Big Bird: I have cute big bird feet. One, two. Hehehehe.
Elmo: Do birds take baths?
Kids: Yes. But not in a bathtub, in a birdbath.
Elmo: Ah. Heh heh. Do doggies take baths?
Kids: Yes. But they need help.
Elmo: Do cars take baths?
Kids: Not in a bathtub. Yeah, at a car wash.
Bertie: We buses need to be clean too. In fact, we all need to have a washdown at some point.
Algy: Hey, Bertie, last one to the washdown is an old trailer.
Bertie: You're on!
(They race off)
Elmo: Do worms take baths?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Unless it's Slimy.
Oscar: He takes mud baths.
(Slimy does a flip in his tub)
Elmo: Which one of these things has bells? A cat? A carrot? Or a clam?
Kids: A cat. A cat has a bell.
Elmo: What else has bells? An alarm clock? An apple? Or an alligator?
Kids: An alarm clock! That has bells.
Elmo: What else? An engine? A coach? Or a breakvan?
Kids: An engine.
Toby: That's right. Flora and I have bells.
Flora: Only tram engines have bells, engine wise.
Oliver: But, coaches have bells too.
Duck: Autocoaches, that is. Show them, girls.
(Isabel, Dulcie, Alice and Mirabel all ding their bells together)
Elmo: Wow, that's impressive. What else has bells? A bear? A birthday cake? Or a banana?
Kid: None of those have bells.
Elmo: Unless the bear is Baby Bear. He has a bell on his telephone.
Baby Bear: (First phone rings) Whoa, too loud. (Second phone rings) Too soft. (Third phone rings) Heheheh. Just right. (Picks up phone) Hello?
Elmo: Can balloons take you up and down?
Kids: No.
Elmo: Unless it's a hot air balloon. They can take you up… and down.
Donald: I remember seein' 'at.
Douglas: Aye. A basket carryin' folk. What will they come up with next?
Duck: And I was so surprised I ran into Chichester.
Chichester: I remember.
Elmo: Sounds entertaining. Can a chair take you up and down?
Kids: No.
Kid: What about a barber's chair?
Elmo: Good idea. Up, down, up, down. Can an engine take you up and down?
Kids: Yes.
Culdee: When you're a mountain engine, you do it all the time. Come on, Catharine.
Catharine: I'm always ready to go, Culdee.
Gordon: Or when you're going uphill… (trying to get over it) Oh come on!
Edward: Guess I'm banker again…
Elmo: Hahahehe. Can an elephant take you up and down?
Kids: No!
Elephant: Unless it's me. I can take you up and down. Cause I'm the elephant elevator operator. Going up.
Elmo: Is this a dinosaur?
Kids: Yes. Triceratops. That's his face.
Elmo: Elmo likes it, but Elmo wouldn't try to hug him. Is this a dinosaur?
Kids: Yes. That's a brontosaurus. Look at his neck.
Elmo: He could wear a lot of neckties. Is this a dinosaur?
Kids: No, it's a birthday cake.
Elmo: But you can put dinosaurs on your cake. Are these dinosaurs?
Kids: Yes, yes, yes and yes.
Elmo: They are all. Is this a dinosaur?
Kids: No. That's a volcano.
Millie: But it is in the Earl's dinosaur park.
Elmo: Very cool. Is this a dinosaur?
Kid: No, it's a snuffleupagus.
Snuffy: Not today. Today, I'm a snuffleasorous. Roar!
Elmo: Or, a dinoupagus.
Elmo: Pop quiz. Can you get to school on a birthday cake, on an ostrich or in a car?
Kids: In a car. You can get to school in a car.
Elmo: That's right. Can you get to school on a whale, the subway, or on a pineapple?
Kids: The subway. You can ride the subway to school.
Jackie: It's an underground train service. I've run on London Transport for a good few years.
Elmo: Mmmhmm. Can you get to school on a fire hydrant, a bowl of spagatti, or a circus canon?
Kid: You can't get to school on any of those things.
Elmo: No, unless you're Slimy. Slimy uses a circus canon to get to worm school, but only when he's running late.
Slimy: 3, 2, 1… (crouches in, then blasts out) WHEE! (Landing) Wha-hoo!
Elmo: Go Slimy!
Elmo: Can a cat live in a birdhouse?
Kids: No, it's too big!
Elmo: That's right, but a catbird can. Tweet tweet, meow. Can a cat live on a leaf?
Kids: No.
Elmo: No, but a caterpillar can. Can a cat live in a digger?
Kids: No!
Alfie: But I did catch one and some kittens in my digger once.
Elmo: Nice save, Alfie. Can a cat live on Oscar's ice-cream?
Kids: No!
Oscar: Ding dong, you're wrong. A cat can live on my ice-cream, if…
(Gets out…)
Kids: Ew! Yuck.
Elmo: If what, Oscar?
Oscar: If it's ketchup. Get it. Cat-hup? (He tastes it) Yummy.
(A grouch cat comes up)
Oscar: Down Fido. Grouch cats love it too.
Percy: I think our crews are going to be turned off ice-cream for a while…
Engines: Yeah…
Elmo: Can a cupcake tickle your skin?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But it can make your skin messy, when you eat it. Yum yum. Can a ladybird tickle your skin?
Kid: Yes, it tickles when it crawls on your skin.
Elmo: That's right. Can paint tickle your skin?
Kids: No.
Murdoch: Maybe not, but it tickles us engines when we get repainted. (laughs) Oh, hey, careful with that!
Elmo: Hahahehe. You'll look great once you're done, Murdoch. Can feathers tickle your skin?
Kids: Yes. Feathers tickle your skin.
Elmo: Unless you're a bird.
Big Bird: My skin is covered with feathers, and they don't tickle me at all. They just need to be fluffed now and then. Fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff fluff fluff.
Elmo: Can a rope jump?
Kids: No, but you can jump rope.
Elmo: Yeah! Hahahehe. Can jacks jump?
Kids: No, but you can do jumping jacks.
Elmo: That's right. Can coaches jump?
Kids: No!
Isabard: But sometimes, noisy children jump inside of us… ah! Stop that! I had my seats cleaned this morning!
Katrina: Get out of there right now!
Burnell: You won't be welcomed back!
Jade: A report will be written to Miss Hatt.
Elmo: Oh dear… can the Count jump?
Kids: Yes.
Count: I jump at the chance, because I love to count my jumps. 1 jump, 2 jumps, 3 jumps, 4 jumps. Ah-ha-ha.
Elmo: Can birthday cakes take pictures?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But you can take a picture of a birthday cake. Very good. Can cameras take pictures?
Kids: Yes, if they have a person to help them.
Elmo: That's right, hehe. Can breakvans take pictures?
Kids: No.
Toad: But you can get us to record footage, Mr. Elmo. I have an Ipad on the back of me.
Elmo: Whoa, very cool. Can cheese take pictures?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But you can take a picture of cheese.
Big Bird: Watch the birdie.
Cheese: You will have to catch me first! (He takes off)
Elmo: Can a birthday cake be a friend?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can eat a birthday cake with your friends. Can a balloon be a friend?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But you can give a balloon to a friend. Can a firefighter be a friend?
Kids: Yes!
(The kid and firefighter play catch)
Flynn: So can a fire engine.
Rocky: That's correct. We work closely together here at the rescue centre.
Elmo: That's great Flynn and Rocky. Can a plant be a friend?
Kids: Sometimes. Maybe.
Elmo: Especially if it's Stinky.
Stinky: I'm a friend? That's lovely. (Sighs happily)
Elmo: Do penguins wear long underwear to stay warm?
Kid: No, that's silly.
Elmo: Do they wear an overcoat?
Kid: No, they swim. They can't swim an overcoat.
Elmo: Do they wear anything?
Kid: No, they wear nothing. They have feathers to keep them warm, even when they swim.
Percy: It's just like with us steam engines. We have fireboxes to keep us warm.
Mavis: Or for diesels like myself, we have prime movers.
Thomas: Didn't you want a scarf once, Percy?
Percy: Thomas, I thought we agreed not to speak of that again.
Mavis: It's in the books, and filmed for TV… twice.
Percy: Oh…
Elmo: Hahahehe. Hmm… Does a penguin wear a muffler?
Kids: No!
Elmo: Except if he's Big Bird's cousin.
Big Bird: This is my cousin, blubor. My granny bird knitted him a nice, warm muffler, because he lives at the pole.
Blubor: Hi, ya'll.
Big Bird: The South Pole.
Blubor: Ya'll got a catfish?
Elmo: Do birthday cakes go to the doctor?
Kids: No!
Elmo: But a doctor can have a birthday. Does a baby go to the doctor?
Kids: Yes. A baby doctor. Not a baby who is a doctor, a doctor for babies and kids. A paediatrician.
Elmo: Oh. A pe-di-a-tric-ian. Do elephants go to the doctor?
Kids: Not like that. In a zoo, the animal doctor comes to an elephant.
Elmo: Does an engine go to the doctor?
Kids: No.
Daisy: But we do have fitters and workmen. They give us five-yearly services, which is a checkup for engines. Speaking of, I have to go in for my five-yearly service. Catch you later.
Elmo: Good luck, Daisy. Does a rock go to the doctor?
Kids: No, rocks don't go to doctors.
Zoe: Unless it's my pet rock, Rocko. Say 'aah', Rocko.
Elmo: It's a rock, Zoe.
Elmo: Can you use a crane, a telephone, or a spaceship to build things?
Kids: A crane. Yeah, you can build a skyscraper with a crane.
Elmo: Can you use a banana, a birthday cake or a screwdriver to build things?
Kids: A screwdriver. Screwdrivers screw in a screw.
Elmo: Can you use a railway track, some ballast, or a welder to build things?
Donald: Workman use welders to connect the tracks together.
Douglas: A'd we bring down ballast to prepare the rail beds for construction from the small railway.
Mike: Ballast train coming in!
(The ballast clatters into the trucks below the hoppers)
Elmo: That's fascinating. Can you use a mailbox, a jackhammer, or a refrigerator to build things?
Kids: No, none of those. You can use a jackhammer before you build things, and break things apart.
Oscar: Break things apart? Ah, that's for me. (Starts up the jackhammer.)
Elmo: Oscar!
Elmo: Do horses live in a tree, in a barn or on the moon?
Kids: In a barn.
Elmo: Do horses live in a shoe? In an apartment? Or in a field?
Kids: In a field.
Elmo: Do horses live on a railway, a farm, or by a cart?
Kids: On a farm.
Rosie: There's a nice horse that lives on a farm near the Ffarqaur branch. She often pulls a cart. Peep peep Hello.
Horse: (Nickers)
Porter: Engines are also count as 'iron horses'. So, technically, horses do on railways.
Elmo: Ah, Elmo understands. Do horses live in a cave? On a cloud? Or in the ocean?
Kid: Seahorses live in the ocean. But not horses. Horses don't live in any of those places.
Elmo: Unless it's Snuffy pretending to be a horse. He lives in a cave.
Snuffy: Clippity clop, clippity clop. Clippity clop, clippity clop. Neigh! Heheheh.
Elmo: Can ice-skates go fast and slow?
Kid: No, but an ice-skater can.
Elmo: Fast. Heheh. Slow. Can you eat ice-cream fast and slow?
Crunch
Elmo: Slow down! You'll get a tummy ache.
The child eats slower
Elmo: Now that's much better. Can an engine go fast and slow?
Kids: Some engines go fast, some go slow.
Rebecca: One things the same though, we always pull out of the station slowly. When we're out on open track, we pick up speed.
(Guard's whistle, Rebecca demonstrates her actions)
Elmo: Elmo will ride with you later, Rebecca. Have a good trip. Can a worm go fast and slow?
Kid: It goes slow.
Elmo: Unless it's Slimy in his racecar.
(Slimy races backwards and forwards.)
Elmo: Go Slimy, go! Oh boy, that worm can put the pedal to the medal.
Elmo: Can you go sledding at the beach?
Kids: No. You won't get anywhere.
Elmo: Can you take a bath at the beach?
Kids: No. But you can go in the water. Then you have to go home and take a bath.
Elmo: That's right. Can you ride an engine at the beach?
Kid: No!
Duck: But we can take you to the beach. With some help from our faithful coaches.
Child: Yay! This place is amazing! Thank you.
Mirabel: Not a problem.
Elmo: Can you count at the beach?
Kids: Yes.
Count: I love counting grains of sand at the beach. 3,500,385,013 grains of sand. Ho ho. I could do this all day. (Checks time) Oh my, look at the time. I have been doing this all day. Ah-ha-ha.
Elmo: Does a chicken have a mouth?
Kids: Yes, but not that kind of mouth. A chicken's mouth is called a beak.
Elmo: Oh. Elmo thought something looked funny. Does a birthday cake have a mouth?
Kids: No. But you can use your mouth to blow out the candles on a birthday cake.
Elmo: And eat it too. Yum yum. Ha ha he he. Do engines have mouths?
Kids: No.
Emily: Yes we do. How can we talk if we don't?
Elmo: Oh, sorry Emily. You guys do have mouths. Do plants have a mouth?
Kids: No.
Elmo: Unless it's Stinky.
Stinky: You took the words right out of my mouth. (Sighs)
Elmo: Does a flute have strings and make music?
Kids: A flute doesn't have strings, but you can make music with it.
Elmo: (After hearing a brief tune.) Very pretty. Does cheese have strings and make music?
Kid: No, it doesn't have strings, and you can't make music with it.
Elmo: What about string cheese?
Kid: You can't make music with it, but it tastes good.
Elmo: Does a piano have strings and make music?
Kids: Yes, but not like that. The strings are on the inside.
Elmo: Ah. Do engines have strings and make music?
Kids: They don't have strings.
Bill: We steam engines have chains when you pull on the whistle.
Ben: And it is a kind of music, in a way.
(Bill and Ben blow their whistles as they go about doing shunting)
Elmo: Oh, that makes sense. Does Rosita have strings and make music?
Kid: Rosita doesn't have strings?
Rosita: But I make music when I play my guitar, and my guitar has strings. (She strums a few cords) Oh yeah.
Elmo: Does a cupcake have a nose?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But you can get cupcake on your nose, when you eat it. Ha ha he he. Does a jet plane have a nose?
Kid: Yes, but not a nose like that. They call the stump part the nose.
Jeremy: All of us have it, even me.
Elmo: Oh yeah, that's true Jeremy. Does a trash heap have a nose?
Kids: No.
Oscar: Oh, it has no nose. But it smells (deep breath through nose) terrible!
Elmo: So does that joke, Oscar.
Wilson: It's not that bad.
Simpson: When you get used to the smell.
All other engines: Easy for you to say!
Elmo: Can a baby help?
Kid: No, a baby needs help. But a big kid can help a baby.
Elmo: Can a cake help?
Kid: No. But a kid can help decorate a cake.
Elmo: Can a crane help?
Kid: Yeah, I guess.
Judy: We help all the time, don't we Jerome?
Jerome: We sure do, Judy.
Douglas: Guys, Billy's just come off the line!
Judy: Duty calls, Jerome!
Jerome: Coming, Judy!
Elmo: Good luck, guys. Can a grouch help?
Kid: Yes.
Oscar: Oh yeah. I can, but I won't. Ha ha ha ha.
Elmo: Oh, Oscar.
Elmo: Do you play a drum with a stick?
Kid: Yes, but not that kind of stick. A drumstick. Not a chicken drumstick. That's silly.
Elmo: Yeah.
Kid: That kind of drumstick.
Elmo: Do you play your drum with a brush?
Kid: Yes, but not that kind of brush. That's a hairbrush.
Elmo: No.
Kid: No, that's a toothbrush. You don't play a drum with a toothbrush. Yeah, a drumbrush.
Elmo: Do you play a drum with a spoon?
Kids: No!
Skarloey: Sometimes you can on short notice, if you have a makeshift drum made from a saucepan.
Rheanes: Oh yes. My driver did on our 100th.
Elmo: Very cool. Do you play a drum with a snuffle?
Kid: Maybe.
Snuffy: If you're a Snuffleupagus you do. (He bangs it a few times.)
Elmo: Does a birthday cake have eyes?
Kids: No. But you can look at a birthday cake with your eyes.
Elmo: Yeah. Does a fly have eyes?
Kids: Yes.
Elmo: Does a frog have eyes?
Kid: Yes. Watch out, fly.
(The frog eats it.)
Elmo: Do engines have eyes?
Kids: No.
Culdee: Oh yes we do. However, we mountain engines can't use them very well.
Catherine: Culdee, mountain goat on the line!
Culdee: Oh my. (He stops right away) But, our coaches do have keen eyesight too.
Elmo: Good cooperation, guys. Does a trashcan have eyes?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But sometimes Oscar's trashcan looks like it has eyes.
Kid: Yeah, when he's peeking out of his trashcan.
Elmo: What big eyes Oscar has.
Oscar: The better to not see you with. He he he he. Scram.
Elmo: Do frogs live in a nest? In a hat? Or in a pond?
Kids: In a pond!
Elmo: Very good. Do frogs live in an igloo? In a tree? Or in a hammock?
Kids: In a tree, if it's a tree frog.
Elmo: Do frogs live in an engine, a coach, or a breakvan?
Kids: None of those places.
Bertie: But Thomas did get a toad on his bufferbeam once.
Thomas: You had to bring up that?!
Douglas: And my breakvan, Toad, landed in a pond once.
Toad: Ha ha, very funny Mr. Douglas…
Elmo: Elmo guesses a toad is kinda like a frog.
Percy: I think frogs are cuter.
Elmo: Heh. Do frogs live on a cake? In a wheelbarrow? Or in an apartment?
Kid: In an apartment. If it's someone's pet frog.
Elmo: Or if it's Kermit the frog.
Kermit: Now this is my kind of pad.
Elmo: In the Wild Wild West, do they go places by train?
Kids: Yes, but not like that. Inside the train.
Merlin: Ya might get burnt if you sit on our boilers like that.
Elmo: Elmo will keep it mind. Thanks Merlin. Choo choo. Chugga chugga chugga chugga, whoo whoo! Do you go places by car?
Kids: No.
Bertie: The road would be too dusty and rocky for buses and cars.
Elmo: Oh, Elmo thought it would be uncomfortable. Best keep to smooth roads, Bertie. Can you go places by stagecoach?
Kids: Yes.
Elmo: Giddy up! Do they go places by snuffleupagus?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But that's how Cowgirl Zoe goes places now.
Zoe: Yehaw! Giddy-up, Snuffy! Ha ha ha ha! Ride-em cowgirl! Yeah! Whoa! Way to go, Snuff!
Elmo: Does Maria live on Sesame Street?
Kids: Yes. With Luis and Gabi.
Elmo: Does George Washington live on Sesame Street?
Kids: No.
Elmo: But he slept at 123. Does a big red bird live on Sesame Street.
Kids: No.
Elmo: But a big yellow one does.
Kids: Big Bird.
Elmo: Does a polar bear live on Sesame Street?
Kids: No. But Baby Bear does.
Elmo: Do the engines live on Sesame Street?
Kids: No.
Henry: But our drivers do show us episodes on their laptops sometimes. Oh, hello Elmo.
Elmo: And Elmo likes reading books his parents got for him. Ooh, Henry looks good rebuilt. Does a worm live on Sesame Street?
Kids: Yes, Slimy. He lives with Oscar.
Elmo: In his trashcan.
Slimy: Hi, hi!
Oscar: Hey, scram.
Elmo: Elmo loves Oscar.
Oscar: Ugh…
Elmo: Who comes for Christmas? Is it a firefighter? An astronaut? Or Santa Clause?
Kids: Santa Clause.
Elmo: Yes. Santa Clause comes for Christmas. Ho ho ho. And where does Santa Clause live? On the moon? In a shoe? Or at the North Pole?
Kids: The north pole.
Elmo: Right. Santa lives at the North Pole. How does Santa travel? By sleigh and reindeer? By horse and cart? Or by helicopter?
Kids: By sleigh and reindeer!
Harold: Unless you're on Sodor. Santa rides in me to see the children.
Elmo: Oh, of course Harold. Very cool. And what does Santa bring? Presents? Pizza? Or a smelly old sneaker?
Kids: Presents.
Oscar: Unless your a grouch. In which case, your present is a smelly old sneaker. Heh heh. (Sniffs it) Ew. It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.
Elmo: Heh, oh, Oscar.
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